Customer Service (CS) : Ya, ada yang bisa saya bantu?
Pelanggan (P): Baik, setelah saya pertimbangkan, saya ingin menginstal cinta kasih. Bisakah anda memandu saya menyelesaikan prosesnya?
CS: Ya, saya dapat membantu anda. Anda siap melakukannya?
P: Baik, saya tidak mengerti secara teknis, tetapi saya siap untuk menginstalnya sekarang. Apa yang harus saya lakukan dahulu?
CS: Langkah pertama adalah membuka HATI anda. Tahukan anda di mana HATI anda?
P: Ya, tapi ada banyak program yang sedang aktif. Apakah saya tetap bisa menginstalnya sementara program-program tersebut aktif?
CS: Program apa saja yang sedang aktif?
P: Sebentar, saya lihat dulu, Program yang sedang aktif adalah SAKITHATI.EXE, MINDER.EXE, DENDAM.EXE dan BENCI.COM.
CS: Tidak apa-apa. CINTA-KASIH akan menghapus SAKITHATI.EXE dari sistem operasi Anda. Program tersebut akan tetap ada dalam memori anda, tetapi tidak lama karena akan tertimpa program lain. CINTA- KASIH akan menimpa MINDER.EXE dengan modul yang disebut PERCAYADIRI.EXE.
Tetapi anda harus mematikan BENCI.COM dan DENDAM.EXE. Program tersebut akan menyebabkan CINTA-KASIH tidak terinstal secara sempurna. Dapatkah anda mematikannya?
P: Saya tidak tahu cara mematikannya. Dapatkah anda memandu saya?
CS: Dengan senang hati. Gunakan Start menu dan aktifkan MEMAAFKAN.EXE. Aktifkan program ini sesering mungkin sampai BENCI.COM dan DENDAM.EXE terhapus.
P: OK, sudah. CINTA-KASIH mulai terinstal secara otomatis. Apakah ini wajar?
CS: Ya, anda akan menerima pesan bahwa CINTA-KASIH akan terus diinstall kembali dalam HATI anda. Apakah anda melihat pesan tersebut?
P: Ya. Apakah sudah selesai terinstal?
CS: Ya, tapi ingat bahwa anda hanya punya program dasarnya saja. Anda perlu mulai menghubungkan HATI yang lain agar untuk mengupgradenya.
P: Oops. Saya mendapat pesan error. Apa yang harus saya lakukan?
CS: Apa pesannya?
P: ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENT”. apa artinya?
CS: Jangan kuatir, itu masalah biasa. Artinya, program CINTA-KASIH diset untuk aktif di HATI eksternal tetapi belum bisa aktif dalam HATI internal anda. Ini adalah salah satu kerumitan pemrograman, tetapi dalam istilah non-teknis ini berarti anda harus men-”CINTA-KASIH”-i mesin anda sendiri sebelum men-”CINTA-KASIH”-i orang lain.
P: Lalu apa yang harus saya lakukan?
CS: Dapatkan anda klik pulldown direktori yang disebut “PASRAH”?
P: Ya, sudah.
CS: Bagus. Pilih file-file berikut dan salin ke direktori “MYHEART” MEMAAFKAN-DIRI-SENDIRI.DOC, dan MENYADARI-KEKURANGAN.TXT. sistem akan menimpa file-file konflik dan mulai memperbaiki program-program yang salah. Anda juga perlu mengosongkan Recycle Bin untuk memastikan program-program yang salah tidak muncul kembali.
P: Sudah. Hei!.. HATI saya terisi file-file baru. SENYUM.MPG aktif di monitor saya dan menandakan bahwa DAMAI.EXE dan KEPUASAN.COM dikopi
ke HATI. Apakah ini wajar?
CS: Kadang-kadang. Orang lain mungkin perlu waktu untuk mendownloadnya.
Jadi CINTA-KASIH telah terinstal dan aktif. Anda harus bisa menanganinya dari sini. Ada satu lagi hal yang penting.
P: Apa?
CS: CINTA-KASIH adalah freeware. Pastikan untuk memberikannya kepada orang lain yang anda temui. Mereka akan share ke orang lain dan seterusnya sampai anda akan menerimanya kembali.
P: Pasti. Terima kasih atas bantuannya.
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Selasa, 01 Juni 2010
Sabtu, 03 April 2010
5 Tips How To Make A Good Presentation
There are 5 point that you have to pay attention :
1. Organization
* Have a very clear introduction, to motivate what you do and to present the problem you want to solve. The introduction is not technical in nature, but strategic (i.e. why this problem, big idea).
* Use only one idea per slide.
* Have a good conclusions slide: put there the main ideas, the ones you really want people to remember. Use only one "conclusions" slide. The conclusion slide should be the last one.
* If you have to present many different things, try to build a unifying thread.
* Try to cut out as much as possible; less is better.
* Help the audience understand where you are going.
2. Mechanics
* Good looks are important.
* Humor is very useful; prepare a couple of puns and jokes beforehand (but not epic jokes, which require complicated setup). However, if you're not good with jokes, better avoid them altogether. Improvising humor is very dangerous.
* The more you rehearse the talk, the better it will be.
* The more people criticize your talk (during practice), the better it will be; pay attention to criticism, not necessarily to all suggestions, but try to see what and why people misunderstood your ideas.
* Not everything has to be written down.
* Be enthusiastic.
* Act your talk: explain, ask rhetorical questions, act surprised, etc.
* Give people time to think about the important facts by slowing down, or even stopping for a moment.
* Do not go overtime under any circumstance.
3. Text
* Slides should have short titles.
* Use uniform capitalization rules.
* All the text on one slide should have the same structure.
* Put very little text on a slide.
* Don't use small fonts.
* Do not put useless graphics on each slide: logos, grids, affiliations, etc.
* A spelling mistake is an attention magnet.
4. Illustration
* Use suggestive graphical illustrations as much as possible.
* Do not put in the figures details you will not mention explicitly.
* Do not "waste" information by using unnecessary colors.
* A few real photos related to your subject look very cool (e.g. real system, hardware, screen-shots, automatically generated figures, etc.).
* For some strange reason, rectangles with shadows seem to look much better than without (especially if there are just a few in the figure).
* Sometimes a matte pastel background looks much better than a white one.
* Exploit animation with restraint. Do not use fancy animation effects if not necessary.
* Use strong colors for important stuff, pastel colors for the unimportant.
* Encode information cleverly: e.g. make arrow widths showing flows proportional to the flow capacity.
* Use thick lines in drawings (e.g. 1 1/2 points or more).
5. Result
* Don't put useless information in result graphs (e.g. the 100% bar for each application).
* Label very clearly the axes of the graphs.
* Discuss the results numbers in detail; "milk" them as much as possible.
1. Organization
* Have a very clear introduction, to motivate what you do and to present the problem you want to solve. The introduction is not technical in nature, but strategic (i.e. why this problem, big idea).
* Use only one idea per slide.
* Have a good conclusions slide: put there the main ideas, the ones you really want people to remember. Use only one "conclusions" slide. The conclusion slide should be the last one.
* If you have to present many different things, try to build a unifying thread.
* Try to cut out as much as possible; less is better.
* Help the audience understand where you are going.
2. Mechanics
* Good looks are important.
* Humor is very useful; prepare a couple of puns and jokes beforehand (but not epic jokes, which require complicated setup). However, if you're not good with jokes, better avoid them altogether. Improvising humor is very dangerous.
* The more you rehearse the talk, the better it will be.
* The more people criticize your talk (during practice), the better it will be; pay attention to criticism, not necessarily to all suggestions, but try to see what and why people misunderstood your ideas.
* Not everything has to be written down.
* Be enthusiastic.
* Act your talk: explain, ask rhetorical questions, act surprised, etc.
* Give people time to think about the important facts by slowing down, or even stopping for a moment.
* Do not go overtime under any circumstance.
3. Text
* Slides should have short titles.
* Use uniform capitalization rules.
* All the text on one slide should have the same structure.
* Put very little text on a slide.
* Don't use small fonts.
* Do not put useless graphics on each slide: logos, grids, affiliations, etc.
* A spelling mistake is an attention magnet.
4. Illustration
* Use suggestive graphical illustrations as much as possible.
* Do not put in the figures details you will not mention explicitly.
* Do not "waste" information by using unnecessary colors.
* A few real photos related to your subject look very cool (e.g. real system, hardware, screen-shots, automatically generated figures, etc.).
* For some strange reason, rectangles with shadows seem to look much better than without (especially if there are just a few in the figure).
* Sometimes a matte pastel background looks much better than a white one.
* Exploit animation with restraint. Do not use fancy animation effects if not necessary.
* Use strong colors for important stuff, pastel colors for the unimportant.
* Encode information cleverly: e.g. make arrow widths showing flows proportional to the flow capacity.
* Use thick lines in drawings (e.g. 1 1/2 points or more).
5. Result
* Don't put useless information in result graphs (e.g. the 100% bar for each application).
* Label very clearly the axes of the graphs.
* Discuss the results numbers in detail; "milk" them as much as possible.
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